Contrary to popular opinion, the MacLehose Trail does not separate the men from the boys. It beats the pulp out of both of them and then whips the women and the girls. The record for this 100-kilometre day-and-nightmare is 13 hours, 18 minutes and 3 pounds of Vaseline, although we're guessing on the jelly --- it could have been more. Before you hit the trail, we recommend a complete lube from top (armpits and nipples) to bottom (trust us). It's the only way you'll make running the MacLehose less of a rash decision than it already is.
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